I Witnessed Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy - Unisex Sweatshirt Westerns Distressed white stencil-style text reads

Distressed white stencil-style text reads "GET TO" above large white block letters "DA" layered over a gray silhouette of a UH-1 Huey helicopter surrounded by gray tropical palm trees

Crawling through a river of filth apparently earns you a small business license and boat insurance

Gray block text reads "BASEBALL CLUB" above decorative stars and "SOUTHERN LEAGUE

bringing Class D baseball to a small southern Arkansas timber town

I Witnessed Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy - Unisex Sweatshirt Westerns Distressed white stencil-style text readsPulling off a dive nobody's landed in decades requires either elite athleticism or total ignorance of physics. Thornton Melon brought both and the judges still gave him the win. Inspired by Back to School. The Details: White text reads "I WITNESSED THORNTON MELON'S" above large bold text reading "TRIPLE LINDY" beside a white silhouette of a diver and a multi level diving platform. A ribbon banner below contains "1986" flanked by two stars, with "GLU